Occasional ravings: The write sexuality

Dear editors of Hairy Nosed Wombat Magazine

I have read your submission guidelines and note that you only accept the work of writers that identify as being somewhere on the spectrum of sexuality that doesn’t include traditional male and female role models, aka LGBTQI2S+, or are Persons Of Colour or have a disability.

Before I submit my work I want to clarify whether you accept work from white, left-handed, (formerly) red-haired, ambulatory octogenarians whose only interest in sex consists of attraction to the more voluptuous forms of fully consenting fruit.

I’m asking for a friend.

Yours sincerely

A. Person

9 thoughts on “Occasional ravings: The write sexuality

  1. Dear Mr Person,
    We are happy to accept your work, provided that it is accompanied by a disclaimer absolving us from all responsibility should anyone of a delicate disposition be offended by your views.

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