A fishy lens

Photo: Dawn Miller

This is my 100 word response to this week’s Friday Fictioneers picture prompt.

 

Why aren’t you just happy to swim in the pond like all of us other fish?

What’s the point of having an inbuilt fish-eye lens if you’re not going to take pictures?

Inbuilt fish, gefilte fish. A load of codswallop.

Do I criticise your fish-net stocking sewing circle?

Anyway, why always that damn barn?

That’s where they keep their fishing rods and I don’t want them sneaking up on us.

Idiot, the new owners are vegans.

How do you know?

See any cows or sheep in that field?

I guess not.

Stick to selfies and posting on Fishbook.